Im at work right now, laughing my butt off :L
Questions that generally don't suck as much as...
1: If you could possess wings large enough to enable flight (we're talking probably 3-4 times the size of the rest of your body), would you want them? If so, what one existing creature in the animal kingdom would you want your wings modelled after?
2: What do your religious/spiritual/scientific views have to say about your ontological situation?
3: If you could die now and be reborn as another human being, where would you want to be born, what gender would you want to be, and what would you like your socio-economic situation be?
4: Exactly 12 hours from now you are going to explode with the force of a nuclear weapon. What do you do in the meantime?
5: What are your ideal political views? (imagine you could start a new society on a new planet with realistic but bountiful resources)
6: How would you commit suicide if you decided to?
7: Would you rather die by being trapped under ice in a lake or river, or trapped in a burning room?
8: If you could play God for a day, would you? What would you do?
9: This one's a classic: you're standing in a subway tunnel. Ahead, the tracks split. A train is headed down the left-hand path upon which are standing 5 strangers. A lever in front of you would divert the train onto the right-hand path where 1 stranger is standing. There is no time to warn anyone verbally or otherwise. You have only seconds to act. Do you divert the train? (pay close attention to the difference between passivity and activity here)
i will be honest. he dosnt understand………………………………………………….
michael826: People should stop using the word as a generic term for ‘People who like things I don’t’. Liking Blink-182 is not ‘hipster’, it’s clinically retarded. heyyyyyyyyyy some songs are gooooood!
literallysame: how to make an egg salad sandwich :l its ok, i’m not hungry anymore…….
realisation; [n] making real or giving the appearance of reality . i have a car i can pack my bags and dissapear just go on and on into the sunset just drive… and drive and drive to find something, anything.
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i need a good laugh a laught that makes me realise that i wanna cry
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