When someone is lecturing you
and you’re just like (via thehilariousblog)
carly rae jepson - call me maybe
dont hide it girls u either wanted to be shego or...
im. not. pretty. stop. telling. me. that.
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE TO BE BROKEN, I JUST WANT...
i dont get it.... (rant)
i just…. people and worldy problems… if you dont want to make it a big issue, then stop talking about it!!! EXAMPLE; IM FAT. i dont talk about it i dont bring it up, but people know its there, people know i am fat. but they dont say anything because its ‘not there’, its not talked about, brought up in conversations. if i bring it up. EXAMPLE; IM SO FAT people will...
nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet FUNNY THING. that tale was actually a tragedy, THEY DIED!!! lolz.
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
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Some one kill me, right now. This, KID is killing me. LIFE is killing me!!!!!
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