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corgay: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:36:27 -0400

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

oh my fucking god

sextbook: cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:36:11 -0400

sextbook:

cause of death: hypothermia from being too cool

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Wed, 08 May 2013 06:55:38 -0400

edleritter: sugarlipsandpoisonkisses: edleritter: if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:55:23 -0400

edleritter:

sugarlipsandpoisonkisses:

edleritter:

if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi

“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”

but what if you were just blogging while murdering?

and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.

christyleighstewart: When you meet someone who is in the same fandom as you, but you are way more...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:55:15 -0400

christyleighstewart:

When you meet someone who is in the same fandom as you, but you are way more enthusiastic about it than they are

lovefreediehard: clearerly: allthingshyper: colorphobia: Semi...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:54:58 -0400

lovefreediehard:

clearerly:

allthingshyper:

colorphobia:

Semi-transparent.

The eye color changes depending on your background.

MY MIND IS BLOWN

love this

holy shit it looks amazing with my background

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Wed, 08 May 2013 06:52:39 -0400

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:52:27 -0400

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

joanegbert: jakeyjakeengrish: You bastards shut your whore...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:51:54 -0400

joanegbert:

jakeyjakeengrish:

You bastards shut your whore mouth.

jake bby no.

the fuk is wrong wif u’se.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 06:51:08 -0400

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(◕‿◕✿) going to fucking (◕‿◕✿)

(◕‿◕✿) murder you (◕‿◕✿)

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Felicia Day

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:50:40 -0400

Felicia Day

ilikeribbonsinmyhair: thesciencealliance: I finished the first...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:49:54 -0400

ilikeribbonsinmyhair:

thesciencealliance:

I finished the first little “chapter” of my Pokemon comic. These are the first seven pages (four of which you guys have seen) and the rest can be seen here:
http://viridiancitypokecenter.tumblr.com/

HOLY SHIT THERE’S MORE!

omg this is the best thing evar

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s falling apart crying inside over...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:47:04 -0400

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

etc

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

FINALLY!

wildparsnip: they team up to win the science fair every year

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:45:55 -0400

wildparsnip:

they team up to win the science fair every year

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Wed, 08 May 2013 06:45:42 -0400

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Wed, 08 May 2013 06:44:57 -0400

super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE...

Wed, 08 May 2013 06:43:22 -0400

super-gay-natural:

esper-sparrow:

when people get angry at you for liking snakes

THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

Reblogs Reblogs Reblogs new notifications MY Reblogs….. thanks, you little shit.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:51:30 -0400

Reblogs Reblogs Reblogs

*new notifications*

MY Reblogs…..

thanks, you little shit.

trillow: can’t wait till we stop assigning gender to clothing and everyone starts wearing mage...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:50:15 -0400

trillow:

can’t wait till we stop assigning gender to clothing and everyone starts wearing mage robes instead to increase their magicka

this is beautiful.

babylizard: hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 07:49:31 -0400

babylizard:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is my legacy